Envy.

I looked at the photographs

You shared on your birthday

Wishing

That I were with you

In them

That I were with you

In

Every

Single

One

99 problems.

I got 99 problems and a red balloon ain't one. 

Noodles.

Yesterday, I came home from work to discover that our cat Noodles has died.

Elon Musk believes in free speech.

Like Donald Trump believes in paying taxes

Elon Musk is so full of shit he could be a porta potty.

And he hates free speech.

Anniversary of Sandy Hook.

Sandy Hook 10 years later.

Come.

Come as you are. Come as you were. Come as you will be.